haverchuck

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  1. haverchuck added a post in a topic NFL 2010-11...and 12.   

    The nfl fucked up, but Brady lied under oath. He knew the ball boys (at least one of them got canned even though there was "nothing wrong" done by them, lol) were fixing the balls for him. Even if they were doing it in the slightest amount in a way that doesn't matter or impact the game at all, they did it and admitted Brady knew (if not asked them to do it). 
    So seriously Cassidy, just shut up. Tom Brady lied under oath, and while that may be a great road to take cause of how stupid the nfl and Goodell were, he still lied and should get in trouble for being a bitch ass motherfucker. 
     
     
     
    /endtrollingmartysoyouallhavetoreadhis8000wordresponse
  2. haverchuck added a post in a topic NFL 2010-11...and 12.   

    Brady cheated
  3. haverchuck added a post in a topic Man Seeking Woman   

    My friend Claire (did stand-up with her in Toronto) was the conjoined gf in the last episode
  4. haverchuck added a post in a topic NFL 2010-11...and 12.   

    a fuckin' 5th rounder for Brandon Marshall. I know he's a headcase, but damn. full on rebuild mode, go!
    ugh. I hope they trade away Forte to the Colts so he has a shot at the playoffs before he's over the hill.
  5. haverchuck added a post in a topic Comedy/Stand-Up   

    Just go do it.
  6. haverchuck added a post in a topic Thrice   

    Montebello isn't really Montreal, but yeah.

    Super cool is that they agreed to drop all sponsors for Propagandhi's night as that's the only way they'll play festival shows. Up the punx or whatever.

    It's a fun festival usually, even with all the crust punks and the shitty headliners (well, the last couple years).

    Fun to camp there. Kind of a nuisance to try anything else
  7. haverchuck added a post in a topic Hey I thought this place died!   

    This place is dead and so are you.
    We're all ghost posting. Spooky eh?
  8. haverchuck added a post in a topic Comedy/Stand-Up   

    I didn't really love the new Louis special, was kinda meh'd by it but watched it when I was kinda tired.
    New Bill Burr and Kyle Kinane are great though. And now I'll just list some comics I like the jokes of.
     

    one of the most clever comedians around, love him live
     
     

    favourite guy I ever got to do a show with
     
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcnUnw8L02k
    Iliza is funny. some of War Paint was meh, but she's killer
     
     
     

    "the hearing aid guy" is a pretty good shtick. he's funny without it too
     
     

    one of the greatest story teller comedians I've seen,
    "penis game in church" story is one of his funniest
    (he opened for Louis C.K. when I last saw him in Toronto)
  9. haverchuck added a post in a topic Man Seeking Woman   

    Jay is enjoyable in it, but Eric Andre is underused so far (but I love that guy)
    Good, but never really great. Obviously it's only been 2 episodes though
    Hoping the rest of the seasons changes my mind. I like the main cast a lot
    I laughed pretty hard at the fact that she was dating Hitler,
    then when he had to apologize to Hitler for what he said, haha
    and that his sister set him up with a legit troll was hilarious too
  10. haverchuck added a post in a topic NFL 2010-11...and 12.   

    http://www.whatifsports.com/nfl/default.asp
     
     
    that should keep Marty busy enough for a while to not write another essay on the upcoming game until after the pro bowl
     
     
     
    the best sim I did was the '85 Bears vs the '00 Ravens, final score was 7-6 with Sweetness pulling off a 22 yard run late in the 4th quarter to give Da Bears da win.
  11. haverchuck added a post in a topic Oscars 2015   

    Remember when mixhail was mad that the hangover wasn't nominated?





    Never change.
  12. haverchuck added a post in a topic NFL 2010-11...and 12.   

    What a crazy end to that game
  13. haverchuck added a post in a topic NFL 2010-11...and 12.   

    Patriots 31, Ravens 20 (will be closer than score indicates)

    Seahawks 28, Panthers 10


    Broncos 32, Colts 27

    Packers 35, Cowboys 24
  14. haverchuck added a post in a topic NFL 2010-11...and 12.   

    Alex will be sorry when Pickles throws for 200 yards (or more) for the first time in his career.

    Might even get a td. Watch out.
  15. haverchuck added a post in a topic NFL 2010-11...and 12.   

    Just got offered Sammy Watkins (9th), Jimmy Graham 1st), and Eddie Lacy (3rd) for Calvin Johnson (1st) & Alfred Morris (3rd) in a fantasy ppr keeper league where we started it this year and roughly the same rules as the boreds one was (up 1 round instead of 2)....


    ...I wanna do this so bad.
    te is larry donnell
    wr's are demarilyiusdydufu Thomas, Jeremy Maclin, Kelvin Benjamin, Keenan Allen, & Megatron
    rb's are Reggie bush, AlMo, andre Williams, and Shane vereen
    qb's are pee rivers, andrew luck, and big ben.
    defense is Arizona.
    rosterboners

    Edit: and yes, in this retarded league, flex can be a qb