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  1. Neal Brennan's "3 mics" is one of the most interesting, honest, and hilarious (at times) stand up I've seen in forever. He was a writer for Chappelle show and Half Baked, good friends with Dave and one of the most interesting characters I have read on. Hilariously enough he touches on a joke I've been using for years and now feel like I can't say cause of the parallel thought. If you guys have ever heard the clip I posted years ago and watch this you will know exactly what I'm talking about.
  2. Marty, if you think Jimmy G could possibly come to Chicago, you might wanna drop that 1st round pick hope. I could maybe see them offering their 2nd and change but I sincerely doubt they offer 3rd overall for him. I just really don't see that happening. The Bears are trying to make me not be a fan. 3-13 season and then you raise ticket prices? Haha goddamn that's cold. http://www.chicagolawbulletin.com/Articles/2017/01/25/IL-athlete-benefits-1-25-17.aspx Speaking of cold, the McCaskey's that own the Bears don't want to pay nfl players full disability pay. That's the kinda shit that reminds me I'm a human being who loves something terrible for awful people to continue to turn pepole into disposable products for huge profit and makes me feel gross. Ugh, I wish I never listened to Propagandhi as a teen, or read a book ever.
  3. If it came to it? *throws another rock from his glass house* Bridgewater might miss next season, Marty will still shit on the trade though. I really want the Falcons to win, so they won't. Sorry guys, my bad.
  4. Instead of caring that AFI had new music, check out Frightened Rabbit so you can see them at Boston Calling.
  5. Marty might be the only person who thinks the guy who broke the record for best completion percentage in a season (with a shit o-line, no running game and almost nobody worth throwing to!) isn't worth a first overall to a team who just lost their qb but were still looking at winning their division despite all their offensive flaws. My favourite part is he somehow still thinks Jimmy "4 games" Garropolo is worth a 1st+ but Bradford isn't even worth a 1st.
  6. I'll be okay with the Bears taking him in the 2nd or 3rd
  7. The fuck? We're keeping John Fox for at least one more year. Bears pros this year: Weren't the worst defense ever. Akiem Hicks (University of Regina, say what?) Leonardo Floyd looked good against coverage and rushing the qb. Edie Goldman-Sacks Also Jordan Howard is a stud to replace Forte. Oh and Alshon didn't play so well that we have to give him retarded money to stay, I hope. The offensive line was okay too. Cons: Almost everything in the secondary that isn't Adrian Amos. Injuries: took up over half our teams salary on IR We still suck and might compete next year if Garrett or Allen comes to us. I don't see Da Bears fixing the qb situation cause we are retards, but at least we'll probably be a top 15 pick while improving our team.
  8. I read some of this thread today to laugh at how much stupid shit was typed here 6 years ago. Also, super late congrats to California on getting it right this time. I got high and forgot to mention it earlier.
  9. I finally got around to watching Roast Battles the either night. My boy K Trev killed it. Really funny series, can't believe Ralph May said okay to doing it in the first place.
  10. Whoa there, why am I not being invited to a sketchy Mexican restaurant? Wedding schmedding, skeezy food though, sounds great.
  11. Tell me new movies to watch, I think I only really saw big movies and comedies (star trek, civil war, deadpool, Dr strange, jungle book, ghost busters, finding dory, x-men, brothers grimm, pop star and some other garbage like those). Thanks.
  12. Your new Vice President makes Sarah Palin look normal. This is gonna open up a whole new can of crazy in Canada. Thanks Obama.
  13. I wonder if Tom ever grabs Gisele by the pussy. I bet it's deflated as fuck, just the way he likes it.
  14. Gay
  15. He'd look great in burnt orange and navy blue