Mixhail

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Status Updates posted by Mixhail

  1. Oh man remember that one time when I argued that status updates would help save and revitalize the Boreds? Someone should get fired for that blunder.

    1. Matthias

      Matthias

      CONSIDER IT REVITALIZED

      FOR 3 SECONDS

  2. Bands will make her dance... bands will make her dance

  3. ‎2 Chainz is Gangnam Style for black people right?

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    2. prince zachary

      prince zachary

      fuck you, not every style of rap has to be socially conscious. thats like saying the beatles are rolling in their grave because of andrew wk. you are such an idiot that it is incredible.

    3. prince zachary

      prince zachary

      fuck you, not every style of rap has to be socially conscious. thats like saying the beatles are rolling in their grave because of andrew wk. you are such an idiot that it is incredible.

    4. Midwestern Stylings

      Midwestern Stylings

      2 chainz is the shit yo.

  4. All I want for my birthday is a BIG BOOTIED HO!

  5. Shout out to D-ROSE! Man that nigga NICE!

    1. mikey dynasty

      mikey dynasty

      Late to rap songs, that's that shit I don't like. Bang bang

    2. Mixhail

      Mixhail

      Black people scare me so I don't listen to Power 106 or read Vibe magazine to get the latest haps

  6. Dwight Howard to LA. More proof that Southern California is better than everywhere else

    1. donwayneleach

      donwayneleach

      Getting more rich douche bags makes you better?

    2. Doormat Hobo

      Doormat Hobo

      You don't sound arrogant at all.

    3. Mixhail

      Mixhail

      also our white women are blonder and have bigger tits

  7. Just realized YSI is called "The Boreds Hookup"... Hmm definitely sounds like we're going for an E-Harmony angle here...

    1. Giuseppe
    2. t-sauce

      t-sauce

      nah E-Harmony is too long-term/committed

    3. AC Slater

      AC Slater

      I just want a quick fuck in a back alley after the thrice cover band show.

  8. I have only listened to Skrillex this week and I am not ashamed of this

    1. Dodgerbolt

      Dodgerbolt

      WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

    2. mikey dynasty

      mikey dynasty

      It just took him to do a song with korn for you to be a fan...

  9. Ya'll need to post more status updates!

  10. First you take a jumbo jack...

    1. t-sauce

      t-sauce

      1) cut a hole in a box

    2. Capricancerous

      Capricancerous

      2) put your penis through the jack like a skewer

  11. I am not down with the sickness, especially when my throat makes me Ooo waa Ahh Ahh Ahh! without my consent :(

  12. Two words: bitches!!!

    1. Mixhail

      Mixhail

      ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me

  13. The Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures = meh. Would be so much better if she was a redhead again.

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    2. Capricancerous
    3. Doormat Hobo

      Doormat Hobo

      Seriously? Meh? Your standards are higher than Doug Benson on the Space Needle.

    4. dxmusick

      dxmusick

      With all the airbrushing, I can't even bring myself to call these pictures of Lindsay Lohan at all.

  14. let me be the first to say that Thrice will go through centuries...

  15. Let it be known that November 17th, 2011 was the night of 4 all-time great TV episodes, where the stars all aligned on each of the 4 great comedies on air right now (Community, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny Philadelphia and The League). Its like a religious moment where I can behold the Tetragammaton in all its glory. I now know what "Synchronicity" by The Police and "Pet Sounds" by The Beach Boys were all about. And its like Duke Silver sang me "Somewhere Ou...

    1. Mixhail

      Mixhail

      Out There" from An American Tale and gave me a Fear Boner, while the Nightman Cometh.

  16. More TV shows should feature children getting shot because it is always entertaining... thanks the Walking Dead!

  17. "Swimminginthedicks it takes us to morning... the mooootion... ohhhhh yEaHhhhehhehhahAA" - Bon Iver on the Throne

  18. yay the spam filter is back on apparently

  19. Finally back on the Boreds after having no internet or cable at my new place for 2 weeks... what'd i miss?

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    2. Kyle

      Kyle

      so basically the norm

    3. mikey dynasty

      mikey dynasty

      Kyle was too serious in all his responses. You forgot to mention it.

    4. Mixhail

      Mixhail

      haha thank you all for this very thorough summary

  20. man, college football is just totally fucked up.

    1. mikey dynasty

      mikey dynasty

      USC still not eligible for bowl games? I forget, did they beat Vince Young and the longhorns during the period when they cheated?

    2. Mixhail
  21. man, college football is just totally fucked up.

  22. I DONT LIKE CHANNNNNGE

  23. I DONT LIKE CHANNNNNGE

  24. Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass Yeah that's that super bass

    1. Mixhail

      Mixhail

      Got that super bass boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

      Yeah that's that super bass

      Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass

      boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass