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Witty Names for Christmas Party

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A Holiday Party with Chris Kringle and the Ho Ho Ho's

Awesome.

So far, I have:

"The Baby Jee-zus Died for Our Sins, Come Now, Let's Be Gay!"

and

"The Teacher is Dead, We Barbecued Her Head: A Christmas Party"

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"Okay Mary, sure, we all believe that story" celebration.

"Joseph, you are NOT the father" celebration party, hosted by Maury Povich.

"Our King would not have flourished if it wasn't for Jewish hate" party.

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I agree. maury povich is the best one. jesus dying is easter. therefore the witty pun does not apply in this case.

I wasn't really focusing on the ACTUAL meaning behind Christmas, I just liked the idea.

Eh, I tried.

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shane: wrong. today i saw a black dude wearing an ugly sweater and a santa hat at circuit city. he worked there.

then again, he must have been an exception. since when do black people have jobs?

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It might be more appropriate to wait 11 years for it, but let's just celebrate the Feast of Alvis.

"Believer, you have forgotten the true meaning of Alvis Day. Neither is it ham, nor pomp. Nay, the true meaning of Alvis day is drinking. Drinking and revenge!"

"Alvisllujah!

Alvisllujah!

Alvis my lord,

his big pistols blazeth."

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Just got one of my first reports from you dickholes. 

 

Just don't make it an ugly sweater party. Only dickholes like ugly sweater parties. You aren't a dickhole, are you?

 

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Why'd you have to be so crude, don't you know we're human too?

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