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Owen Hart

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What about being in a dick jacuzzi?

See, I'm having trouble understanding the physical properties of a dick jacuzzi. I picture a jacuzzi that is built out of dicks. But I also picture a normal jacuzzi with dicks inside (severed or attached).

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[iNTRO:]

DJ bomb dem, neva stop, aaaaay I'm on di go aaaaay I know

You know you know, dooone know done know, I'm on di go

I'm on di go but! badman ah try fi stop mi though jah know

I'm on di go, I'm on di go jah! clone mi out cah mi nuh

Poppy show jah

[CHORUS:]

I'm so special, I'm so special so special so special

Dats why mi strap wid mi .45 special bwoy ah pree mi

Fi gal and dem waan chase like petal thank jah

I'm so special, I'm so special so special so special

Tell 'em mi nuh fear two face expression guy fi do

Dutty mouth caan trace nor dettol mi hear dem chat

[VERSE 1:]

And ah seh dem waan mi head pon block but! mi bun di

Fire til it wet pon dat you betta help poor people

Would dem beg pon block else you si you dutty heart

You ah guh dead from dat see it, now dem ah seh mi

Marked fi death and each! time mi walk dem seh mi walk

Fi death you see it, dem lock mi dung now and mi caan

Forget cah Jehovah did ah guide mi seh mi nah regret

Jah

[CHORUS:]

I'm so special, I'm so special so special so special

Dats why mi strap wid mi .45 special dem waan pree mi

Fi gal and dem waan taste gal special but jah

I'm so special, I'm so special so special so special

Tell 'em mi nuh fear two face expression guy fi know

Dutty mouth caan trace nor dettol all it same thing

[VERSE 2:]

Jackie and steven ah di swine fa! informa si too much

Dat dem blind fa! one plate ah food dem sell out mankind

Fa! guess you have di yearn suh weh di bag ah badmind fa

Mi sidestep dem dutty works suh how di fuck dem waan mi

Join fa! mi gi dem weh dem waan weh dem ah mix mi inna

Crime fa, ah di same thing warlord rise him nine fa

Every dutty work jah shall show dem a sign fa cause jah

[CHORUS:]

Mek we special, I'm so special so special so special

Dats why mi strap wid mi .45 special dem waan pree mi

Fi gal and dem waan chase like petal but jah

I'm so special, I'm so special so special so special

Dats why mi strap wid mi .45 special ha ha ha

[OUTRO:]

Jah! mek we special, I'm so special so special so

Special dats why mi strap wid mi .45 special dem waan

Pree mi fi gal and dem waan chase like brother it's

A special delivery, dem waan mi live inna misery but

Dat they will never si special delivery, from my

Mother deliver mi ha ha I'm on di go, I'm on di go but

Dem badmind nuh waan fi stop mi though jah know, I'm on

Di go I'm on di go but! dem caan play mi like nuh poppy

Show cause jah! mek we special, I'm so special so special

So special dats why mi strap wid mi .45 special dem waan

Pree mi fi gal and dem waan chase like petal but jah

Mek we special, I'm so special so special so special

Dats why mi strap wid mi .45 special dem waan pree mi fi

Gal and dem waan chase like petal but jah

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Nick Boynton is a straight goat after the game tonight. Guy takes a delay of game penalty in the dying minutes, putting the Hawks shorthanded, and of course Ward buries.

I would like to be able to see a real feed of these games or get it on TV when Crawford is starting. I haven't actually been able to watch him play, the feed on both games online was garbage. Maybe someday soon.

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I honestly don't even have to watch that video to say this:

INGLEWOOD JACK!

Love that video. Saw it a few years ago, and when I was at some meeting for the print company I worked at they showed it, too. Thought it was pretty funny that he would do that.

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The Leafs are getting off to a great start. I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be last year's Avalanche or Coyotes. Okay, maybe not Coyotes but I wouldn't be surprised if they grab a low playoff seed if teams like Ottawa and Montreal completely bomb.

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I can't believe the Ducks beat the Canucks, either. I didn't get to watch the game because I was working and then had too much homework even though I PVR'd it to watch when I got home. Anyway, from the sounds of it the Canucks were thoroughly outplaying the Ducks and then let them back in it in the 3rd. Oh well.

It's funny to hear Toronto fans talk about how they're going to win the division and everything already. I'm kind of bored and I love when people make bold predictions about final season standings after a couple of games, so I thought I'd make my own.

West

1. Vancouver

2. Detroit

3. Los Angeles

4. Chicago

5. Phoenix

6. Nashville

7. San Jose

8. Colorado

9. St. Louis

10. Edmonton

11. Calgary

12. Anaheim

13. Dallas

14. Minnesota

15. Columbus

East

1. Washington

2. Philadelphia

3. Buffalo

4. Pittsburgh

5. Montreal

6. Ottawa

7. Tampa Bay

8. Toronto

9. Boston

10. New Jersey

11. Carolina

12. NYI

13. NYR

14. Florida

15. Atlanta

I think I might have too many teams from the Northeast division making the playoffs, but oh well.

I put a bit of money on three teams to win the Cup this year. Vancouver, LA Kings, and Tampa Bay. I chose the first one cause I'm a homer, and the second two because they odds were pretty long.

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