Mixhail

So I finally jumped on the Vine and Snapchat bandwagons. Who else has these? Follow me and I'll follow back and stuff. I like these because they're short enough that I actually pay attention (unlike people posting Youtube vids of themselves that are like 3 minutes long).

Vine: Guzman (maybe try searching for me by my Twitter name @mixhail)

Snapchat: mixhail

Here's one drunken video i made saturday.

https://vine.co/v/hBMtOWIYp39

Probably my new favorite series of 2013. Its basically 60 Minutes on crack, where these dudes go around the world uncovering crazy major news stories that no one is talking about and that also "reveal the absurdity of the modern condition." Stuff like why there are child suicide bombers in Afghanistan; checking out the protests going on in Spain, Greece and Egypt; why China is building huge cities that have 0 people in them; how Oil Pirates steal from companies in Nigeria and pollute the shit out of the reason; and why Guns in America led to a crazy school that teaches everyone to fight the attacker, and why they have made Chicago super freaking dangerous. I have no idea how these guys haven't been kidnapped or killed yet either because they talk to crazy child soldiers in the Philippines, gang members in Chicago and a dickhead Taliban terrorist.

If you haven't watched before, you should check it out this Friday because the dudes get to go to North Korea with the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman to see all the crazy shit that went on during that trip.

Oh and they have a pretty popular website that some of you guys may know about already.

www.vice.com

Probably the best stand up special I've seen since Aziz Ansari's first one... and I haven't seen an act this well-rounded since Dave Chappelle's last TV special. Watch this for it will make your damn day.

Man can I relate to all of this: Calling a cab cause you're too drunk to drive to Wendy's, The lowest point in his life, and Bigfoot Rape. And all of this is insanely quotable.

Oh and he's the voiceover guy from Comedy Central. I don't know why knowing that made this more entertaining, but it did.

Holy crap this was good! Up there with the Avengers. Didn't think Marvel could keep making Stand Alone films that could hold up after that movie's success. I say its easily the best of the 3, but I can see why some people would hate it.

I for one loved the major TWIST. I shant say nothing more until you guys see the movie and discuss it more so.

Oh and holy crap was this movie funny. And it had some of the best action scenes of all time, I think. Especially the "Barrell of Monkeys" which wasn't CGI at all apparently.

2nd Biggest opening ever with $175 million. Did not see that coming:

http://filmdrunk.upr...ng-weekend-ever

Not on the list: Heroes. Because fuck Heroes.

Any shows they missed? I'd argue the second half of Season 3 of Metalocalypse made up for the boring first half and made the show way better. And season 4 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia sucked minus a few episodes (actually I'd argue the even numbered seasons of the show suck for the most part).